emily | 15 | ♀ | US | multifandom blog | dumb and extreme loser alert
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runyoucleverboyandremember:

"if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??"

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girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

tonystarktastic:

i-ll-be-mother:

Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?

It is. And I’ve seen his replies to people and just…he confirmed on Twitter that he runs that fucking facebook and I’m like “YOU!”

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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pestered:

if someone trusts you enough to tell u a secret please keep it

excitableinsomniac:

steampaisley:

whostherepandabear:

soul-stuck:

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Credit to: Xamag-homestuck.tumblr.com

J

because Gamzee didn’t freak me out ENOUGH ALREADY. GOG.

its beautiful and terrifying at the same time anD I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DOOO *confused sobbing*

  • baby: m-mm ma... m
  • magneto: mommy?
  • baby: mutant supremacy
  • magneto: good

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up